“Elle’s Excited for Her Date”
Elle takes a ferry into the cityAll dressed to the nines she’s feeling pretty
For her date she’s excited
And she just cannot hide it
Out of the blue Elle starts singing a ditty
“Tom Hated Beans”
Tom hated beans since he was a kidWhen grandpa made them he had them hid
Put them inside his pocket
Gave them to his dog Locket
Now he gives them to his picky kid
“Lenka Had Nothing to Wear to a Wedding”
Lenka had to attend a weddingWent to the mall not finding a thing
Left with nothing to wear
Gave Lenka a scare
She dreamed she went wearing nothing
“Mary Drank Too Much”
Mary put on some high trendy shoesOpened a bottle of finest booze
She drank way too much
Lost her poise and such
Went flying like old Mother Goose
As you know, I am a big fan of limericks. I enjoyed these.
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