“Sam Was Pressured by His Best Friend”
Sam was pressured by his best friend
To help him spy on his girlfriend
To help him spy on his girlfriend
They went to trendiest bars
And smoked expensive cigars
That quickly became their new trend
“Mike Didn’t Wanna Shave”
Mike did not want to shave his long beardEveryone thought it made him look weird
And when his head became bald
His wife was very appalled
Said she'd divorce him if he wasn't sheared
“Kris Was Not a Good Guitar Player”
Kris enjoyed playing his guitarHe thought it would get him quite far
But he wasn't that good yet
Which made everyone fret
So he couldn’t fill up his coin jar
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